cominion

a fellow minion

"Allow me to introduce you to my cominion Steve, as you know, we both serve the Dark Lord Satan"

by cominion March 3, 2009

coming down

could be the worst effing thing in the universe.. to barely even noticing. in reference to a drug wearing off.. meth, weed, heroin, coke.. you name it.

ahh shit.. i'm coming down!

by t May 7, 2005

The Fog Is Coming

The Fog is coming. You cannot escape.

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by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming September 11, 2022

Coming in hot

Coming in hot As in the act of pushing the limits of time For arrival at a destination or to keep an important appointment. Typically used by the person who is pushing the limits of time as a way to describe their ETA

Hey baby girl I’m gonna be coming in hot so be ready to roll The second my sweet hairy ass hits the parking lot Otherwise we’re not gonna make it

by Tybronco33 June 30, 2021

Coming Soon

A phrase used for something that will in fact not be coming soon, but will actually take months, weeks, or might actually never happen.

Hey guys, we have a big surprise "Coming Soon".

by cjpwrs May 8, 2016

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by ALL IS DOOMED BY THE FOG February 19, 2023

coming out

Revealing one's homosexuality to the public.

"I thought Steve was straight but I heard he just came out."

by Megan Redhead November 11, 2002