coconut ranger

a term of endearment for someone who you love. (best friend, family member, friend.. etc). this person is usually well liked by others and has a good sense of humor.

Person 1: You know that girl named Nevaeh?

Person 2: Yeah, she’s my coconut ranger.

by littlegoon May 29, 2018

coconut water

a filthy water that gimps drink

look at that gimp drinking coconut water

by kjkjkjkjk January 21, 2019

Coconut mauled

When you get clapperdoodled in fortnite

Picklevic86 #ad one pumped me and coconut mauled me in fortnite.

by Coconut mauler May 7, 2021

Coconut Grabber

A person that you hate with a burning passion

"Dude Jeremy is a fucking Coconut Grabber he ate my doughnuts "

by HerbertHooves December 24, 2021

Coconut Creampie

When a man surprises a woman during sex by slapping her tits as hard as he can. This causes her to tighten all of her muscles including the vagina. He then proceeds to creampie into her, for maximum pleasure during an orgasm.

Oh man last night I showered Candy in a coconut creampie. Her tits are still red from where I slapped them!

by Hand Jacks March 11, 2016

Coconut Smile

When someone cums in your mouth and they smile and it drips from the side of your mouth onto your chin and then probably onto the floor.

“Oh man! When I pulled my big ol’ Dick out her mouth last night she coconut smiled at me. Then she had to mop the floor”

by Chubbbbbbbs October 19, 2018

coconut cunt

When a kid named josh gets roasted by his older brother

Stfu Coconut Cunt (everybody laughs)

by SnoopdogJoe May 10, 2018