Those people that walk around, trackies with shit stains, hair so greasy you could fry chips in it; and those all important gleaming white trainers.
These 'people' are like the walking dead-they are practically zombies, walking around looking like they've been dragged from hell. You'll often see chavs, roaming the streets in their 25 people gang, threatening anyone with their famous 'I'll bang ya' and 'You want knocking out mate' lines. These people live on cheap alcohol (they can't afford the real stuff), and they're all important cigarettes. Any money that has miraculously been saved up, usually goes on a new pair of fake gold hula hoop earings for the girls, or new speakers for their burnt out, dinted chav car. Note these speakers cost more than their shitty little car...which also has about 12 exhausts.
Often walking around with their 15 children when they are only 18 themselves, they'll spit at you if you make eye contact, and will insult you on your clothing-even though your one outfit costs more than there 20 pairs of trackies put together. They are often seen queing outside of job centre-though of course we must bare in mind that they have no intention of having a job.
They lack a proper education, as they failed to turn up to school. This unfortunatly means that they have low intelligance, often leading them to say incorrect things such as 'I fink you're stupid'...they seem to struggle pronouncing 'th'...really, we must sympathise with them...
These 'people' are like the walking dead-they are practically zombies, walking around looking like they've been dragged from hell. You'll often see chavs, roaming the streets in their 25 people gang, threatening anyone with their famous 'I'll bang ya' and 'You want knocking out mate' lines. These people live on cheap alcohol (they can't afford the real stuff), and they're all important cigarettes. Any money that has miraculously been saved up, usually goes on a new pair of fake gold hula hoop earings for the girls, or new speakers for their burnt out, dinted chav car. Note these speakers cost more than their shitty little car...which also has about 12 exhausts.
Often walking around with their 15 children when they are only 18 themselves, they'll spit at you if you make eye contact, and will insult you on your clothing-even though your one outfit costs more than there 20 pairs of trackies put together. They are often seen queing outside of job centre-though of course we must bare in mind that they have no intention of having a job.
They lack a proper education, as they failed to turn up to school. This unfortunatly means that they have low intelligance, often leading them to say incorrect things such as 'I fink you're stupid'...they seem to struggle pronouncing 'th'...really, we must sympathise with them...
by coco98 November 18, 2011
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by joeypane November 26, 2007
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council Housed And Violent
usually spotted around mcdonalds or starting on people through town
council Housed And Violent
usually spotted around mcdonalds or starting on people through town
"yea i was just walking through town and these chavs came up to me and told me im a twat and to cunt my hair"
"yea council housed scum!"
"yea council housed scum!"
by Ashley Petherick April 9, 2008
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And They Cant Talk Propperly They Use Street Slang Which Is A Load Of Crap !
And They Cant Talk Propperly They Use Street Slang Which Is A Load Of Crap !
Chav-Yo Emo Go Slit Ya Self Yeahh Mattee !
Emo- *Carries On Listening To Awsome Music!*
Chav- Yeahh Ladd Youu Listen To Your Emo Musicc Yeahh Ladd Init !
Emo- *Walks Off Listening To Awsome Music*
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Chav- Yeahh Ladd Youu Listen To Your Emo Musicc Yeahh Ladd Init !
Emo- *Walks Off Listening To Awsome Music*
by Kaytee Lou January 13, 2009
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1st chav:YO BRUV,wassupp oh my gawd blad guess wat!
2nd chav:WAT BLAD
1st chav:I GOT MY GIRL TO GIMME HA SHES SO CHEAP.
2nd chav:OMG BLAD YOU ARE LIKE SO COOL INIT
2nd chav:WAT BLAD
1st chav:I GOT MY GIRL TO GIMME HA SHES SO CHEAP.
2nd chav:OMG BLAD YOU ARE LIKE SO COOL INIT
by EMo rOcK 101 July 4, 2008
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This should stop the social cancer of this country and save our taxes spent on housing and child benefits extra.
Chav’s not working (safe bet) and offspring should be sent to Afghanistan or Iraq to draw on insurgent fire allowing our troops to locate the enemy with little risk to them self.
This should stop the social cancer of this country and save our taxes spent on housing and child benefits extra.
Chav’s not working (safe bet) and offspring should be sent to Afghanistan or Iraq to draw on insurgent fire allowing our troops to locate the enemy with little risk to them self.
This parasite of the state is totally uneducated (except for theft, knifing and general violence), is commonly found (with offspring) in the areas of McDonald’s, Lidel and Aldi; and of course young children’s play areas. Easily identified by bad fashion of tracksuit, Burberry items, baseball cap and bling; and of course bad language.
Chavs are the true children of New Labour, thank you Tony Blair and Gordon Brown; I suppose compulsory voting is a guaranteed winner now; if only Chavs could put a cross in the right box!!
Chavs are the true children of New Labour, thank you Tony Blair and Gordon Brown; I suppose compulsory voting is a guaranteed winner now; if only Chavs could put a cross in the right box!!
by Matt Black painter September 5, 2008
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