Candice

Candice is a counter for Joe, so if you fall for it you're as good if you asked joe is.
this word has also been used by some of the best people on earth, mainly elon musk.

Brian: Have you seen Joe
Stephan: No, Who's Joe anyways?
Brian: Joe mama.
Stephan: Hahaha, anyway have you seen my sister Candice.
Brian Who's Candice?

by Nimos March 1, 2021

Candie

To be a very naughty high school girl, who likes to be fucked be a nice guy

"Candie is going to love this definition"
"Candie you are such a sexy girl ;)"

by Komodian December 13, 2014

Cotton Candy Candidate

Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.

Barack is the Cotton Candy Candidate.

by MOPNB May 12, 2008

Candini

While fucking a girl from behind, just before ejaculating, you spit on the girl's back to make her think you are done. When she turns around, you blow the load in her face and then punch her in the nose so their is cum and blood running down her face.

The other night, I was banging this chick and I totally broke her nose when I gave her a Candini!

by Mac Smith April 10, 2005

candiced

totally mess up any situation or something of relative importance

I started the race well, but I candiced the ending

Dude, that was a candice if I ever saw one

by DaveEmilio May 26, 2008

Officer Candidates School

The USMC OCS is located in Quantico, Virginia. This is a place that college students with psychology, sociology, fine arts, philosophy, political science, or some other fucking trivial majors attend every summer to become 'Leaders of Marines'. An alternative path in life for these loosers is pouring coffee at Starbucks.

I lost 40 lbs of muscle, wrote 25 chits, and got a total of 12 hours of sleep in Officer Candidates School this summer!

by russianbear54 September 11, 2006

Candied Apple

When you ejaculate on a sexual partner and immediately throw sugar on them. Only counts when the ejaculate is on the skin, if it is on hair it becomes CottonCandied. See definition for details.

My girl has a real craving for sweets, so I gave her a Candied Apple last night.

by Haze-isms February 15, 2013