Booty Cake

When someone doesn't wipe themselves good enough after taking a shit & leaves a crusty icing in their underwear.

Damn fool! You made one hell of a Booty Cake in your briefs!

Booty Cake by Bill Bixby May 16, 2005

Ass cake 

A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.

Greg: Hey man, I gotta go drop an ass cake.
Joe: I love you

Ass cake by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

potato cake 

a small round cake of potato roughly the size of a compact disc cd. it is dipped in a delicious batter and deep fried until golden brown, and is normally eaten as a snack with tomato sauce and a sprinkle o' salt.
Potato cakes can usually be found at your local fish & chip shop for 60 cents each.
(australia)

"yeah can i have 2 potato cakes and a dim sim please"

potato cake by ungoliant May 5, 2006

cake face 

one who wears too much makeup (specifically foundation/coverup) ; in which they cover their face because they are too ugly to show their normal face . or they just use way to much makeup and it looks like you could scrape it off

1. aha you see that guy making out with cakeface over there?
2. ew shes a cakeface
3. "im trying to tell you in a nice way that you wear too much foundation..makes you look clownish and i think you are too pretty for that"

cake face by KRiSTY August 28, 2004

caken 

Sweet talking your girl/boyfriend over the phone.

"..Yeah girl thats why you fine.."
" Ha listen to Brian caken this chick like she cute. We all know that she just puts out!"
"Shut UP nigga she just heard you!!!"

caken by Vivica M April 1, 2008

Cake and arse party 

British military noun copied from the cockney term for a farce.
Used to describe an operation that has become a disorganised mess.
Synonym for clusterfuck, fuck-up

Things started well but soon turned into a total cake and arse party.

Cake and arse party by JackSplash February 13, 2015

Wedding Cake Fart 

A gigantic, usually pretty loud fart that comes out multi-tiered, starting out extremely wide and becoming more narrow towards the end of the fart, feels like it's shaped almost like a wedding cake

I woke up to a nice wedding cake fart this morning, I felt pretty invigorated.

Wedding Cake Fart by Slimy Steve April 8, 2011