Top Borey

A "top story" in you live feed on Facebook that is particularly dull or irrelevant. Often these are ambiguous posts that only the poster can understand, or posts by those people you have never talked to in real life that always invite you to play some Facebook game.

Some girls status post: "Everything happens for a reason, even if we aren't happy about it. And now that you aren't in my life, I don't have to deal with your shit, besides I do better without you.

Person reading: I'm soo tired of these posts! Why the **** would Facebook think anyone would find this interesting! No, facebook, this is not a top story, definitely just another top borey.

by strobe surge November 4, 2011

hand boleyn

When a person does something outrageously nice for someone else, and in return they receive only a hand job.

Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.

Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.

Person 1: David bought me a car for our anniversary! I don't know how to thank him!
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.

Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.

by helloalice August 28, 2014

Butt boxer

A derogatory term for a straight man who enjoys anal sex with other men. Usually used among friends in the case where one friend makes note of his bi-curiosity or that one-time homoerotic experience in college.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Kevin got a blow job by a trans guy at a party?

Guy 2: whaaaat?

Guy 1: yeah apparently he picked him up at a bar and thought it was a girl - kept going even when he found out it was a guy though. He was pretty drunk...

Guy 2: wow. What a butt boxer.

by The Butt Doctor October 11, 2016

boozed boxes

When you finally step out of your front door after a lame weekend of binge watching, booze drinking and online shopping... and you discover several boxes on your front porch.... you immediately think to yourself “Ugh. How much did I drink and what did I buy?” That bittersweet front porch mountain suprise is made up of boozed boxes.

I opened the door, still hungover from two nights ago and there it was, the shameful pile of boozed boxes sitting there all arrived and perfectly packaged.

by Kimberly S Adams December 13, 2017

Sink Bogey

A sink bogey is when you go to someone else's home and rub one off in their sink and leave it for display.

I went over to my in-laws house last night. I got all worked up went into their bathroom and left them a sink bogey.

by Stynch February 26, 2018

Gas Boxed

Empty elevator filled with flatulance.

You get on an empty elevator and as the door close you breath in the stench of a freshly laid fart. You’ve been Gas Boxed.

by Man date January 11, 2019

Blue Boxer

When a chick tries to leave you with blue balls but you ain't having it and beat your dick on their face until completion.

Indie tried to start the lawnmower but not cut the grass so I had to give her the ol' 1-2 blue boxer combo.

My balls was starting to ache and she had to leave soon so I gave her a blue boxer shower.

by Blue Boxer April 3, 2019