Bollocks

Good ENGLISH swear word.

Americans talk bollocks.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Bollocks to your barbeque, yeah?!

A phrase originally from British Television programme modern toss, but featured in many amatuer HOMFIELDstudios movies found on youtube.com
Originally used in Modern Toss, when character "Alan" wrecks a family barbeque. But now used frequently as a comeback or alternative to "Am i bothered?"

Person 1 gets a A* in their exams and Person 2 only gets a C:

PERSON1: Haha, I did better than you!
PERSON2: Well, bollocks to your barbeque, yeah?!

by Papa Fuzz May 19, 2008

Monkey Bollocks

Slang for the Nintendo Gamecube game 'Super Monkey Ball'.

I achieved a very high score on Monkey Bollocks

by Stephen Miller November 7, 2003

lady bollocks

When the inner vaginal lips (labia minoria) extend further than the outer vaginal lips (labia majora) therefore creating a hanging meaty pussy effect.

Many men are aroused by Lolly Badcocks lady bollocks or "My goodness, your lady bollocks hang lower than my nuts"

by lilycyanide February 22, 2010

balloonfoot

Nickname President George W Bush has given to Colin Powell.

Tell Balloonfoot not to give me any more crappy intelligence about Iraq

by Jon Himself January 14, 2005

cactus_balloon

a boy who makes piggy memes and his roblox account is his user for youtube and he has kids not in irl tho

the best youtuber is this dude cactus_balloon

by joshdub October 25, 2020

Ballymun Balloon

It is when you are having sex with your woman from behind. Then when you ejacuate into the condom you blow up the condom to the size of a balloon and surprise her by breaking it in her face and the semen goes everywhere.

I gave my girlfriend a great ballymun balloon last night. She was not a happy camper.

by robbieD26 February 5, 2008