blunt monkey

female that will give it up for a blunt

I got the blunt monkey live

by lemony snicket September 20, 2005

mega blunt

a blunt with 2 Oz's of weed

I'm going to make a mega blunt with an O of shwag, 1/2 an oz of AK and 1/2 of purple haze

by douchebaginator December 8, 2006

Bluetooth Douche

Bluetooth Douche; Noun. Most common uses: in reference to an individual persistently wearing the aforementioned Bluetooth device whether in use or not. A Bluetooth Douche may require constant attachment to Bluetooth device in order to compensate for lack of confidence, lack of wealth or lack of sexual prowess. When said Bluetooth device is active the Bluetooth Douche will ensure you've noticed him or her using device by yelling loudly into open air or discussing intimate details loudly and in great detail. Female Bluetooth Douches will often time pull hair back away from face so as to be sure the device, that most likely matches their phone, is seen. Male Bluetooth Douches will often wear a pair of sunglasses (see Sunglasses Douche),in situations not requiring sunglasses, to draw attention to the device as well. The Bluetooth Douche is considered a nuisance and form of pestilence and research has shown that Bluetooth Douchiness is a growing epidemic. Scientists confirm that by the year 2020 the world will be run by Bluetooth Douches.

See also: Bluetooth Ass

Carol: Gawd...he's so full of himself. He's not even attractive! What's the point of constantly wearing that thing? No one wants to talk to him.

Joanne: He's such a Bluetooth Douche.

by Professor Graves October 18, 2008

Pearled Blunt

it's bc it's "perrrrfectly rolled" so like perrrrral lmao

Jason: "That is a pearled blunt, I find it satisfactory"

Allison: "Yes. Let's smoke it and absorb the THC"

by DoobieDoug January 1, 2018

birthday blunt

(noun). A blunt saved for the sole purpose of getting high on one's birthday.

Were you at Kelly's party? The party really started when she brought out her huge birthday blunt!

by malman32 March 6, 2009

Blunt Monday

Blunt Monday occurs on the first day of every work week. It is a form of relaxation from the first day back at work after the weekend. Also, it reduces stress from the thought of the next four days of work most people must endure. Blunt Monday is meant to be a social event and occurs after all necessary responsibilities have been completed for the day. The rules of Blunt Monday are:

1. Marijuana must be torn apart and rolled into a tobacco leaf to take the form of a cylinder similar in size of a cigarette or cigar and then should be lit on fire and smoked.

In simpler terms, "It's Monday, smoke a blunt"

Aww man, mondays are the worst. Atleast we're smoking a blunt tonight. Blunt Mondays are the best.

by Branson420 February 26, 2011

the bluetones

one of the best indie/punk/alt bands there are.
i cant believe there's no definitions for them on here!
so im gonna give them the definition they deserve.
such gorgeous music ranging from soft rock to almost folky type stuff, utterly unique.
Fronted by mark morriss who wrote my favourite poem of all time in the back cover of their 3rd album 'Science& Nature'.
Anyway...yeh fronted by Mark Morriss (or Big Mo)
his brother Scott Morriss , Adam Devlin and Eds Chesters.
Played near where i live in november....my brother went to see them and stole the set list off the stage...and went on the tour bus ....and met the band.
They write all of their own songs (why would they need covers when they're so damn awesome?)
Some of their most well known songs are 'Bluetonic', 'Are You Blue Or Are You Blind?', 'Marblehead Johnson' and 'Keep The Home Fires Burning'.
If you've never heard of The Bluetones then you deserve a slap but at least after reading this you now have!!
*Mark Morriss is a lyrical genius in his own right*

I sleep in my beloved bluetones t-shirt

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 24, 2004