Jane Blonde, OOH

A female who is like the feminine version of James Bond, ie, very good looking, extremely intelligent, super athletic. OOH! Double O, H. Double O Heaven!

DAWG: Damn! Look at that bitch Brutha.

BRUTHA: Yea, I met her already, dude. She speaks 12 languages. Tito Ortiz gave a seminar at the Jeet Kune Dojo, and she was there. Flirtisha's her name. Anyway, Tito grabbed her ass and she instantly beat his!

DAWG: No way!

BRUTHA: Hey, I was there. Jane Blonde, OOH!

by Chuck Liddell June 11, 2006

Aeroplane Blonde

Woman who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has black pubic hair, i.e "A Black Box"

Nah John, my wifes not a natural blonde, she's an aeroplane blonde mate, always carries a black box

by Bougmont August 4, 2008

Blonde Blind

Being "blonde blind" refers to the tendency for many men to ignore or be oblivious to a woman's less-than-attractive facial features just because she has blonde hair. This blindness is especially profound when the woman also has large breasts or is wearing enough make-up to further the illusion of attractiveness. Often, prettier brunettes and red-heads are ignored by men altogether if these women are in the company of, or are in close proximity to, a girl with any shade of blonde hair, no matter what the blonde looks like facially.

Eddie could tell his jockish friends were blonde blinded by the girl sitting at the bar. They were ignoring the gorgeous brunette behind the counter just to ogle the bleach blonde with horse-teeth, a hooked nose, and way too much make-up.

by GoodTaste November 2, 2012

Blonde

1. Commonly used to refer to ditzes or ditzy moments, hence blonde moment. This is unfairly biased.
2. A hair color.

I have blonde hair yet when it comes to class rank I am tied with or have a higher grade than a Chinese girl. (With the stereotypical Asian parents that push for her to get great grades) I'm more of a person that tries to do their homework before they get home.
2. You say there's no such thing as a smart blonde yet your dumber than me. Haha dumbass.

by Me December 17, 2004

A blonde on a quiz show

A phrase that means someone is very stupid.

On that spelling test i was like a blonde on a quiz show.

by Shaun Alexander Miller April 20, 2008

blonde bimbo

A Blonde Bimbo is an attractive women who has big tits and has blonde hair/ someone who died their hair w/ peroxide.

"hey blonde bimbo nice tits'

by bigboobladyyyx3 May 7, 2011

blonch

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.
-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

by GraysonG December 16, 2005