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Blocksville

When someone makes a joke or a statement/comment about something and it was rudimentary stupid or cringe in real life or the internet blocksville/ ban city is to restrict the person from making anything stupid or cringe again.
Real Life Guy 1/Girl 1: Dude that guy is so sus
Real Life Guy 2/Girl 2: I'm never talking to you again

Internet celeb posts a video saying: Im such a baki senpai dattebayo !!!
Internet user comments: Your going to blocksville for your stupid impression of an anime roleplay
by average teenager. April 9, 2023
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noggin blocker

a better word for a helmet.
i went skydiving and they made me wear a noggin blocker
by big wang April 6, 2007
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Taco-Blocker

A girl who blocks the taco. Female equivalent of cock block
They were about do the dirty when..... taco-blocker called and ruined the mood.


She was about to make her move, but then a taco-blocker stole the scene.
by elleandbab February 19, 2009
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Car-Blocked

When a vehicle keeps blocking you from advancing on your way to your destination.

The Most common is to go slow while your behind him/her, or they can be assholes and just keep cutting you off when your trying to pass them
Wife: Why were you late getting home?
Husband: I kept getting car-blocked on my way home!
by Jobobo21 November 19, 2009
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Exit blocker

Another term for anal sex.

First discovered and used on a closed meeting between backpackers ('backpacker' can also mean the same thing) in Chiang Mai, Thailand, January 2009.

The definition is simple; Someone (or something) that blocks your bodys' exit.
Dude 1: Hey, did you watch Brokeback Mountain on TV yesterday?
Dude 2: No, I had a life, why?
Dude 1: Gyllenhaals butt got pretty owned by Heath Ledger!
Dude 2: Oh man! What a friggin' exit blocker!
by iRONFiSTER March 2, 2010
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kiss-blocker

A big shitty cold sore, that takes away ones kiss-ability for two weeks, in effect preventing you from going out, or from picking up a girl (or guy) during that time.
That kiss-blocker on her mouth looks horrible. She won't be making out tonight.

Jackass had just sorted his pickup-lines, when he noticed Melanie's kiss-blocker.
Without missing a beat, he eyed up Melanie's cute ass friend.
by Rifwalker July 11, 2010
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song blocked

Similar to being "cock blocked", only with a song. This happens when your favorite station on the radio starts to play your favorite song and you get really excited, only to realize it was only part of one of those "montages" with several other popular songs. You then proceed to swear at your radio for song blocking you.
I got so excited when Rush started coming on the radio but it was only part of one of those stupid song montages. I totally got song blocked.
by mr.iowa August 21, 2010
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