The best comedian in the history of the world. He yells alot, is Jewish, hate candy corn, and apperently like IHOP, has seen the end of the world which is in Texas.
"I had no thoughts this winter, well just one...FUCK IT'S COLD! or ITS COLD AS FUCK! actually I thought of giving up comedy...and becoming a bear...Uh oh, its cold out, time to sleep, this blows...then comes spring, Fuck, time to wake up.
If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.
Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!
If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.
Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!
by Mustache Man March 5, 2005
Get the Lewis blackmug. by Danny Duignan on Facebook February 18, 2008
Get the Black Heartmug. 1) An affectionate and playful term white boys use for the black girls they date. Frequently used with "hot" and to suggest a particular fondness for black women.
2) Something a lot of white guys wish they had, but only a few of us will admit it.
2) Something a lot of white guys wish they had, but only a few of us will admit it.
1) Marty: Chantelle, we've gone out a few times now, and I really think we have something here...will you be my hot black girlfriend?
Chantelle: Of course I will! Now come over here and show me what ya got, white boy.
2) White women are crazy. I need to find a black girlfriend.
Chantelle: Of course I will! Now come over here and show me what ya got, white boy.
2) White women are crazy. I need to find a black girlfriend.
by Justice Walker April 26, 2008
Get the black girlfriendmug. by yung turtle January 21, 2016
Get the kodak blackmug. 1. A popular band from the sixties to the eighties, sporting dozens of major hits, and a new sound. Sometimes considered the important first metal band ever.
2. The sabbath upon which sorcerers practice magic to the fullest extent, in cults.
magick, (also see 'Witches Sabbath', or 'Black Mass.')
music, (also see 'War Pigs', 'Electric Sleep', 'Electric Funeral', and 'Supernaut'.
2. The sabbath upon which sorcerers practice magic to the fullest extent, in cults.
magick, (also see 'Witches Sabbath', or 'Black Mass.')
music, (also see 'War Pigs', 'Electric Sleep', 'Electric Funeral', and 'Supernaut'.
1. "Iron Man is the best damn song ever... Black Sabbath Rules!"
2. "Hey, are you bringing the goat heads or the meathooks for the Black Sabbath ritual?"
2. (b) "Hey, did you see that the occultshop has a "Black Sabbath Bargian? 45% off all crystal skulls and grimoires!"
2. "Hey, are you bringing the goat heads or the meathooks for the Black Sabbath ritual?"
2. (b) "Hey, did you see that the occultshop has a "Black Sabbath Bargian? 45% off all crystal skulls and grimoires!"
by Tom Warwick October 4, 2007
Get the black sabbathmug. Stevo: Hey Rebecca, whats the day today?
Rebecca Black: IT'S FRIDAY!! FRIDAY!! GOTTA GET DOW-
Stevo: Godammit!!
Rebecca Black: IT'S FRIDAY!! FRIDAY!! GOTTA GET DOW-
Stevo: Godammit!!
by stevokinevoo March 30, 2011
Get the Rebecca Blackmug. When you have drank so much alcohol that you are blacked out and decide to masturbate to no avail, and not being able to remember
by State O State December 9, 2008
Get the blacking offmug.