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Birthday Cake Bitch

Someone who overides your birthday with their own drama which makes out you are in the wrong when it is them.
When a person pretends to do something nice for your birthday such as baking a cake, then throws a hissy fit the day before your birthday involving ignoring you for several days, then blaming you for ignoring them, resulting in said person becoming the BIRTHDAY CAKE BITCH
by Birthday Cake Victim August 21, 2011
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big boobs bertha

an unattractive or especially nerdy woman with large breasts
by jv April 9, 2005
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It's my birthday

An expression of delight, accompanied by dancing around. Basically saying that the person in question is great, skilled, lucky, etc.

Ususally said in a kind of sing-song way.
"Ooooh yeah! I just won that race! It's my birthday! It's my birthday!"
by Athene Airheart March 20, 2004
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birth control

Screaming or crying children that kill any desire for sex for those that hear their earpiercing shrieks.
Do you hear that screaming baby? That's the sound of birth control.
by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008
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brootal birth

When a woman gives birth, she does it screaming BREEE and instead of holding on to bed handles she does the metal claw. Child comes out sticking out its tongue and has the metal claw as well. Baby comes out with grill in mouth.
That person is so metal, he must have had a brootal birth.
by Marsheeda March 24, 2008
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Birthday Spamming

The act of getting many people to write happy birthday on one person's facebook wall, even though its not their birthday.
Person 1: Dude, why is everyone writing happy birthday on my wall it's not even my birthday.

Person 2: Because we were birthday spamming you.
by THIS BOAT IS REAL March 23, 2011
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birthday licks

to deliver punches to someone on their birthday, often in the amount of the age they are turning, plus one (for good luck).
Man, shaun is a punk. i went over to his math class to give him his birthday licks and he had fucking skipped school out of straight fear!
by lazystupidandcorrupt February 5, 2008
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