Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jv

clock out

to masturbate; to beat off in a manner which makes you tired.

Guy1"she broke up with you?"
guy2"yeah man. Im about to go home and clock out"

clock out by JV May 13, 2005

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an unattractive or especially nerdy woman with large breasts

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the act of rearing back an erect penis and slapping someone in the forhead with it.

HAHA i just gave her a spligger

spligger by jv May 31, 2004

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the act of whiping the sweat from your nuts onto someones face, wetting there face with nutsweat

HOLY SHIT, i just gave him a slimer.

slimer by jv May 31, 2004

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AKA Mustang, the biggest piece of shit on the road driven by queers and anal pirates/some dumb bitches

Shitstang by JV May 13, 2004

Dude Juxtaposing sucks and then she touched me.

juxtaposing by JV May 10, 2004

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A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock

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