jv's definitions

slimer

the act of whiping the sweat from your nuts onto someones face, wetting there face with nutsweat

HOLY SHIT, i just gave him a slimer.

by jv May 31, 2004

RMS

stands for "Random Makeout Session" - where you and a guy/girl you are NOT dating just randomly make out with no strings attached - works best in cars parked in deserted culdesacs

Jane, you hooker! Stop having RMS with any guy you see!

by jV February 5, 2004

clock out

to masturbate; to beat off in a manner which makes you tired.

Guy1"she broke up with you?"
guy2"yeah man. Im about to go home and clock out"

by JV May 13, 2005

bishlush

someone with the combined qualities of a bish and a lush

Like whoa she is such a bishlush!

by jV February 3, 2004

Manasquan

A straight up shithole.

Manasquan, NJ

by JV December 13, 2003

shitface cockmaster

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock

You are a shitface Cockmaster

by JV May 9, 2004

juxtaposing

Act of posing nude for your grandma

Dude Juxtaposing sucks and then she touched me.

by JV May 10, 2004