jv's definitions

ghetto sled

Term used to depict horrible mutilation of otherwise driveable import cars by pubescent poser teens. the typical ghetto sled is base honda civic with cheesy alloy rims, an aero kit, and an exhaust that sounds like a lawnmower. these are the same kids that think decals make the car go faster.

hey, look at that tool in the ghetto sled

by JV November 6, 2002

clock out

to masturbate; to beat off in a manner which makes you tired.

Guy1"she broke up with you?"
guy2"yeah man. Im about to go home and clock out"

by JV May 13, 2005

RMS

stands for "Random Makeout Session" - where you and a guy/girl you are NOT dating just randomly make out with no strings attached - works best in cars parked in deserted culdesacs

Jane, you hooker! Stop having RMS with any guy you see!

by jV February 5, 2004

Shitstang

AKA Mustang, the biggest piece of shit on the road driven by queers and anal pirates/some dumb bitches

HA! look at that Shitstang, man it sucks

by JV May 13, 2004

big boobs bertha

an unattractive or especially nerdy woman with large breasts

There goes big boobs Bertha!

by jv April 9, 2005

spligger

the act of rearing back an erect penis and slapping someone in the forhead with it.

HAHA i just gave her a spligger

by jv May 31, 2004

bishlush

someone with the combined qualities of a bish and a lush

Like whoa she is such a bishlush!

by jV February 3, 2004