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Beer Goggles

In other words "she's a 2 @ 10 and a 10 @ 2"
Speaks for itself. Can also pertain to a Butterface
by JoBoo January 14, 2005
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2 Beer Bisexual

A guy who starts to act out his bisexual desires after just one or two drinks.
The guys at Alpha Sig didn’t care that Mark was bi, they just wished he would be honest about it instead of being a 2 Beer Bisexual who uses drinking as an excuse to be his real self.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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three beer queer

1. (n) A straight man willing to engage in homosexual activity after the cosumption of an insignigant amount of alcohol.
When we found Bob making out in the alley behind the bar with a guy, we knew he was a three beer queer.
by der ubergeek February 8, 2005
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Beer Boot

Beer boots are a uniquely German innovation. Leave it to the world’s greatest beer loving nation to come up with drinking from a boot! Glass beer boots are a popular German souvenir especially in Bavaria and Munich’s Okotoberfest.

The German custom of drinking for a boot –shaped drinking vessel supposedly started as a German army tradition during World War I. Soldiers would pass around a leather boot of “bier” prior to engaging the enemy. It was considered good luck to flick the beer boot before and after drinking from it. Americans soldiers were introduced to the custom of drink from a glass beer boot while stationed in Germany after World War II. There is a trick to drinking from a beer boot as to not get showered with beer if the toe of the boot is pointed in the wrong direction. The American soldiers had great fun with the beer boots and the fine German beer during their time in Germany . Many of them brought back beer boots and beer steins with them on their return to United States.

Beer boots saw a rise in popularity with the release of the movie BEERFEST by the folks from the Broken Lizard comedy group. In this movie beer boots were used in a beer drinking competition that was no doubt repeated countless times on college campuses after the movies was released.
The beer boot made me spill beer all over myself.
by todd d July 14, 2007
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Beer Gut

When someone has consumed an unhealthy amount of alcohol to work on their abnormaly large belly and turn it into a beer gut.
Jodie has been on the beers again, have you seen the size of her Beer Gut!!
by LilSdaD August 5, 2008
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beer under the bridge

When one or more intoxicated individuals either physically or verbally spars, and the next day they agree to forget about it since they were drunk.
Nikki: "I bet Joe was mad about me yelling and hanging up on him last night when i was wasted."

Kristin: "He was blitzed too.He said forget about it - it's beer under the bridge."
by Nikki Fritz August 1, 2009
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beer

10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion:

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
- Why should your mother-in-law have a square head?
- So it is more convenient to place your glass of beer.
by alvit May 20, 2009
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