by jrott January 6, 2011
Get the Shit the bedmug. by Mega Millions March 30, 2010
Get the breakfast in bedmug. An old-timey term for bed sheets that originates in the 14th century and is now solely used by old Victorian ladies and the Hamrick family of West Virginia.
Will you please go get the nasty bed clothes off of our bed and put them in the wash if you'd ever like to have sex again.
by MortH81 June 26, 2016
Get the Bed Clothesmug. A bed-day is a day when a person spends an entire day laying in bed, not because he is sick or because he stayed up all night, but simply because he doesn't feel like getting up. Usually, bed-days are spent watching TV, eating junk food, playing Xbox, farting and downloading new songs on iTunes.
People most frequently have bed-days:
A. when the weather is cold, rainy, snowy or unbearably hot,
B. when they're breaking in their new Egyptian-cotton bedsheets, or
C. when there's a "Law & Order" marathon on.
People most frequently have bed-days:
A. when the weather is cold, rainy, snowy or unbearably hot,
B. when they're breaking in their new Egyptian-cotton bedsheets, or
C. when there's a "Law & Order" marathon on.
bed-day:
"Hey! Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
"I was laying in bed until 5 PM"
"What, were you sick?"
"Nope. Just day-dreaming about being in a coma."
"Hey! Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
"I was laying in bed until 5 PM"
"What, were you sick?"
"Nope. Just day-dreaming about being in a coma."
by lovingggyouu April 6, 2009
Get the bed-daymug. A person that sleeps directly in the middle of the bed and/or constantly hogs the sheets forcing you to give them a dutch oven at 3 AM.
My God, why is Naomi so bed-stingy she always lies right in the middle of the bed and takes all the sheets. I always end up sleeping with one frozen ass cheek hanging off the bed.
by illwill91578 March 13, 2011
Get the Bed-stingymug. A person who speaks in a low and poorly articulated voice when sleepy or recently awoken, so that you have to constantly ask them to repeat themselves. Especially refers to people whom you're lying in bed with.
you: So we should do this again sometime babe.
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: What?
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: Wait, say that again.
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: What?
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: Wait, say that again.
by imwithbeardy February 28, 2009
Get the bed mumblermug. the act of brining back a female counterpart to your bed but not being able to score/get any action ie a friendzone within a bed
by Own_thing May 24, 2017
Get the Bed Zonedmug.