bachelor success

the involvement of a dead hooker during or at the end of a party.

steve: hey man you hear about johns bachelor success?

Mark: wow man, we probably shouldnt talk about that in public.

steve: oooohh. right.

by Rattle Snake Jake June 22, 2010

Batchelor's son

A boy/man who's father is not married to his mother, a.k.a bastard

The guy who wrecked my car and left without stopping is a real batchelor's son.

by polarlord August 19, 2010

Bachelor' Manners

One who is so used to living alone, that they leave the door open, while engaging in bodily functions.

I went over to John's place and he entered the bathroom to relive himself and neglected to close the door. He obviously had Bachelor' Manners.

by Buffy/Fluffy October 16, 2011

Battell

Commonly used as a last name in individuals who enjoy being the selected member of a bukkake party.

Dude I felt bad for that battell last night he/she was covered.

by The masterful HN November 1, 2012

bachelorstard

A friend or some guy you know that is a single asshole

Hey you know john doe? Hes such a bachelorstard

by Muy mal September 14, 2013

batheesha

Usually very outgoing , Has a short temper & has a thick accent .a batheesha acts gay most of the time

Stop acting so batheesha

by LoveCakessss January 7, 2014

bachelor stew

ramen noodles or ready to eat, just add hot water soup

Looks like i am broke again. Guess i will just have bachelor stew!

by murray1972 February 6, 2014