Matress Bater

One who puts a condom between two matresses and has sex with it.

Scotty is the biggest matress bater. He likes to do it ALL night.

by drake!!! October 23, 2005

bambridge island

Bambridge Island is highly in competition with Mercer Island, competes in sports. Brad Pitt bought a house there. It is a ferry ride from seattle.

Mercer Island is better than Bambridge Island!

by wi wi May 9, 2006

bathroom (s)talker

Bathroom (s)talkers are those people who are talking to you while you're going to the bathroom but they sorta try to look at ur ffet under the stall and kinda stalk you.

"Hey, Hannah is that you," the bathroom (s)talker says to the person in the stall while kinda trying to see wqho it is without watching them pee.

by Sammar101 January 18, 2008

BATR

A Five Piece Local Band From Stoke On Trent. There songs include some proper beefy riffs.

Corbs: 'I'm Gonna See BATR Tonight. Those fitties.'

Dan Bran: 'Them brootal boys are my heroes!'

by Squeaky Door May 19, 2009

Bathroom Fug.

When some has a dump in the bathroom, then closes the door, sometimes without flushing. The next person to open the door and go into the bathroom is the victim of the Bathroom Fug.

Queen of England: Oh Lordy, I went into the lavatory to be met by the most overpowering Bathroom Fug.
Prince Philip: Yes...erm...one of the corgies, I believe.

by Inventive, no? June 16, 2009

bathroom backlash

When someone in a public restroom (especially at work) gets angry at the lack of cleanliness/maintenance and purposely trashes the place by throwing paper towels on the floor etc.

Co-Worker 1: Wow! Is the janitor on vacation this week? The bathroom on the first floor is a total mess.

Co-Worker 2: Totally! I was so pissed, I was feeling some bathroom backlash so I totally trashed stall 3.

by yowas August 4, 2009

bathroom encounter

a quick sexual encounter that takes place in a bathroom

Do you play music when you fuck? I mean, I know you have a lot of bathroom encounters and shit.

by deadheadrik December 28, 2009