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Necro Beastial Badger Feltching

The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.

It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.

When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.

Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
by Reginald Donkeylover October 4, 2005
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game as a badger

This would be a discribing how a girl is towards sexual activitys with ANY males! "game as a badger" is referin g to badgers being hunted a.k.a game.
" ere you, suck us off my sack needs emptying "

" get it out then, ill suck you dry "

" haha shes game as a badger this one "
by Leon May 13, 2005
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People who show up extra early to garage sales or auctions to try and see the merchandise before anyone else.
Ah shit, we've got badgers in the driveway...tell them the garage sale doesn't start till 7!!
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bunkup badge

A hicky received during sexual intercourse. Synonym of shag tag and fuck suck.
That's a huge bunkup badge on your neck Dan - what are you feeding your girlfriend?
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fanny badger

Small lice like creature who burrows into the vagina
I was lickin her out and next thing I no there was a fanny badger between my teeth
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badgerbadgerbadger.com

A website about Badgers, which are cuddly little animals who love mushrooms but have a distinguished fear and hatred of snakes.
"Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger." -Badgerbadgerbadger.com.
by Mehro March 3, 2005
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badgering the witness

A lesser-known euphemism for masturbation.
Quentin, would you please stop badgering the witness? We have work to do!
by Max in RI May 30, 2006
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