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squirrel blanket by edsel macfadden May 27, 2009
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boner blanket
a blanket that a man uses to cover is aroused penis when watching a movie (i.e. porno) with his friends
boner blanket by nouveaupauvre December 31, 2007
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Wolf Blanket
A person who, more than likely, has a big fleecy blanket on their bed that depicts one or more wolves howling at the moon.
Actual proof of the blanket is not needed to label someone a Wolf Blanket. This is a first-impression label for people who eminate wolf blanket vibes.
Some clues that a person might be a Wolf Blanket: they collect swords, they tuck their shirts into their cargo pants, they wear jewellery with medieval symbols on it, they are overweight, they speak Elvish.
When you see a Wolf Blanket, you just know.
Actual proof of the blanket is not needed to label someone a Wolf Blanket. This is a first-impression label for people who eminate wolf blanket vibes.
Some clues that a person might be a Wolf Blanket: they collect swords, they tuck their shirts into their cargo pants, they wear jewellery with medieval symbols on it, they are overweight, they speak Elvish.
When you see a Wolf Blanket, you just know.
Wolf Blanket by 2Tonne October 15, 2009
ass blanket
An action or strategy that quickly and effectively indemnifies someone or insulates them from a negative consequence.
Derived from "cover your ass," or CYA. (A blanket can easily and completely cover one's ass.)
Derived from "cover your ass," or CYA. (A blanket can easily and completely cover one's ass.)
When Bob's project group didn't meet projections, the programmers got all the blame because of one ass-blanket email Bob sent out criticizing his IT support.
"Why doesn't the boss fire that lazy, incompetent secretary of his?"
"Because if something doesn't get done, he can just blame her. She's his ass blanket."
"Why doesn't the boss fire that lazy, incompetent secretary of his?"
"Because if something doesn't get done, he can just blame her. She's his ass blanket."
ass blanket by Ju1iet February 29, 2008
Fuck Blanket
Hey Brad! Dont use that towel to dry your hair man! That is mine and your sisters fuck blanket!
When me and Brad tag-teamed your mom, we greased her up so bad she needed a fuck blanket afterwards.
When me and Brad tag-teamed your mom, we greased her up so bad she needed a fuck blanket afterwards.
Fuck Blanket by LiquidHat March 27, 2010
Dick Blanket
In the event that a male is demonstrating less than manly and or tough qualities and therefore being a baby, Dick Blanket is meant to take the place of pussy. Afterall, Betty White did say that a pussy "sure can take a beating"
Dick Blanket by bsprinkles February 17, 2013
Two Pigs in a Blanket
When two homosexual men engage in the act of docking while simultaneously wrapping the saggy scrotum of a third homosexual man around the two docked and throbbing penises creating a biscuit shape representing two pigs in a blanket.
“Hey, did you hear Brad and Chad were engaged in their weekly docking when brad’s creepy uncle walked in and wrapped his saggy ball sack around their fully docked penises. He called it two pigs in a blanket.”
Two Pigs in a Blanket by Trpldckng October 26, 2018