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Assmask

When an individual's entire head is up their own ass, instead of just the top, which is commonly referred to as asshat.
Billy's math teacher was being an assmask, unlike his gym teacher, who was just an asshat
by Ralph Dingus July 24, 2011
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Assmazing

Adjective

i). An entirely new level of amazing that causes the person to exclaim such degrees of amazement that they literally mash the keyboard and place extra letters within the word

ii). An amazing ass
OMG THAT'S ASSMAZING
by serious14 November 11, 2012
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assanomoly

Kim Kardashian's ass.
"Dude, that is a freaking assanomoly."
by Mamahd October 18, 2013
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ASSMALLOW

A Hispanic chick with a booty like a marsh mallow.

Sometimes used sarcastically towards lanky bitches, insulting them dramatically.
Alfie - Hey John Galord, have you seen Melisa yesterday? she had a damn good assmallow mmmm soo plum and full, I just couldn't resist.

John Gaylordn- Alfie, the only assmallow you can get is yo moms bony ass

rinds!
by CAPS July 4, 2016
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To Assange someone

To send a dossier, or compilation of documents, to ruin someone.
To Assange someone: She stabbed me in the back so I Assanged her. What? I FedExd a dossier to her lover. Once she gets it... Wait and watch her world explode.
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Menage Assange

The act of having sexual relations with more than one partner within a short period of time.

Where, upon discovering of the concurrent nature of your relations, the partners conspire to destroy your life.

Named for Julian Assange’s misadventures in Sweden which have seen him facing extradition.
Tom thought he was a bit of a player sleeping with two girls from his work in the same week.

It wasn't until they conspired to have him fired that he realised he'd had a Menage Assange.
by Smarticus101 August 20, 2012
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chad ashman (asthma)

gay man and he likes 4 big guys busting on his eyes

likes balls sucks em to
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chad ashman (asthma)
by mmyummy July 2, 2022
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