Urban Assault

Noun:
A group of adolescents that hail from northern Massachusetts who enjoy taking part in haggard activities

Verb:
The act of causing neighborhood chaos, rowdiness, etc.

"I heard UA was out last night, that explains why I saw a burning heartagram, and my car has no more emblems on it."

"Man, my house was totally assaulted last night, i powerwashed the paintballs and eggs off this morning."

"Lets go Urban it up."

by anonymous March 29, 2004

assdust

The glittery perfume that strippers wear.

You can overdose on assdust, it can make you do all kinds of dumb shit like pay $10 for a glass of water.

by Joe-B-Wan December 25, 2010

Assburger's Disorder

The obsessive compulsive desire to motorboat between your sex partner's butt-cheeks or have them sit on your face .

She: "Would you still feel the same way about my big bubble butt if you didn't have Assburger's Disorder? "

by Butt Man April 6, 2015

optical assault

When someone meat gazes the shit out of you.

I was the victim of an optical assault at the gym when that fag in the Ambercrombie shirt and bandanna was staring at my package hard in the locker room.

by Hebilicious August 4, 2008

Visually assaulting

A term often used when somebody's actions or appearance brings suffering to others. Plumbers crack, hippies, and fat people jiggling while they laugh can all be considered visually assaulting.

Guy 1: How was the blind date?

Guy 2: She was visually assaulting. Her gut spilled over her jeans.

by Burrywog February 3, 2010

Air assault

When someone places a compressed air cylinder between their legs and farts in the direction of another person sending the scent of fart and asshole in their face

I was in the station today and launched an air assault on Tommy

by Tru Patriot May 11, 2015

assfuck juice

A concoction made by college students that typically consists of 12 beer (preferably keystone light), a handle of cheap ass vodka (Vitali), 2 juice concentrates (usually lemonade or limeade). Causes you to wake up in the morning feeling like you were just fucked in the ass. A.K.A Pink panty droppers and hop skip and run naked. Makes one hell of a night, but usually ends on a bad note

"Man that was a crazy night and that juice was amazing. It really fucked me in the ass though. What should we call it?"

"How about Assfuck Juice."

by Karl N September 12, 2007