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Asher Roth

Asher Roth is a gorgeous ginger rapper whom has a good enough soul to generaly rap about positive things. Because of "I Love College" ( a good and bad hit) people think him to be a one hit wonder with no other singles and albums. He DOES and hopefully always will have good songs that embrace the true artist inside him.
Me: DAMN! Girl look at that ginger!
Girl: Who is that?
Me: It's Asher Roth, how don't you know this?

Boy 1: "I LOVE College"!
Boy 2:Good for you. I "Enforce the Law"
Boy 3: I do both so "Let Me In".

-Just some Ash Roth <3 Songs.
by MotherWhovian April 8, 2012
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assertive

1. The most favorite term of busybody psychos to hide behind with their thought stomping and overbearing behaviour.
2. A Term used by emotional abusers and other mouthbreathers to justify their indifference to the harm they are doing by being deliberately blind to the obvious consequences of their own personal actions.
3. Originally set to promote proud empowered behaviour that does not harm others (not a single fuck was given that day, as long as I did not do immediate harm to others). However, as with any other postivie and upbringing things it got hijacked and perverted by power tripping authoritarians to promote downbringing, dream killing and ignorance towards free will and self determination.
1,2:
We decided to stop caring about what other say about us being helicopter parents. From now on we will be assertive and wear it as a badge of honor, no matter how many lives of our kids will be broken by this. Our kids will eventually yield to us. With this economy they will have no other choice.

3:
- From now on I am a plant based person. them vegans seem to be cool guys after you know how to avoid over the top crazies. At least they are somewhat overall healthier then the rest of us, like for example Bill Clinton.
- Shut up and eat your meat. We are assertive family that works with CPS and no child will get behind, including you with your silly selt determined malnurishment. Just do as we tell you, for the hungry kids in Africa. There is no I in the team and we are happy for you to be a teamplayer!
by Spaceship Earth Astronaut September 4, 2013
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Mithun Asher

1. Complete moron
2. One of the stupidest people on earth
3. Someone who thinks rice is a car term and not food
Look at that retard, he's just like Mithun Asher!
by im6etennisfreak August 9, 2004
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assertaviness

Asserting right to spelling assertiveness at will
Exploitation's often at odds with creative creed, contrary to sufficient success to secondarily succeed, a limited number have capacity for spectacular speed, adavanced opinions distinguished herd from tho whoheed & in final time finalisation notes no elementary need, denoting ready compositions of lyrical songs read from quite independence to assertaviness of form seeming quite independant though confirming to conform.
by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010
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Sham Assery

When a group of people are lazy, used to describe the whole area or situation.
The sham assery that goes on down in the demo pits is too much.
by AJizzy October 9, 2008
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Asperger’s Syndrome

A very real condition which makes social activities more difficult, but does not account for a lack of emotions. Contrary to some people’s beliefs, you can be an actual diagnosed Aspie and be proud of it. It’s not something that all Aspies feel the need to hide, and that doesn’t make their condition any less real.
Jimmy: “Hey, Suzy has said she has Asperger’s Syndrome a few times, so it can’t possibly be true!”
Me: “Cut your bullshit! Everyone expresses themselves in different ways!”
by Laladadasasa January 8, 2019
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Asperger's Syndrome

A mental disorder (I think that's the right term) which is basically a milder form of autism. It varies from person to person.

It has many symptoms, but if you call them that, instead of the more PC, "tendancies" then you are automatically an asshole.
Some tendencies include:
Being awesome at math (because rain man says we are).
Not being able to make jokes (or friends).
Unintentionally acting like an asshole, even though we may spend a lot of time trying to act like what normal people do, 'n stuff.
Apparently choosing to be like this.
Getting bullied.
Being bullies.
Reading.
Having our parents being blamed for our condition.
Being told that our problems aren't as bad or important as those faced by people with high functioning autism, even though the main difference is the time we start speaking.
Having to deal with idiots who self diagnose because they dont like being around people all the time.
Using our diagnosis as a "get out of jail free" card.
Liking MLP.
Zach: "hello, how are you"
Aspie Aaron: "I'm alright"
...
Z: "what a fucking dick!"
AA: "I'm sorry, I have asperger's syndrome, I'm not to good at conversations."
Z: "Now you're using your diagnosis as an excuse?"
AA: "No, I was just explaining..."
Z: "What a fucking dick!
by That damn aspie! October 22, 2015
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