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António de Oliveira Salazar 

The dictator of Portugal from 1932 to 1968 and the founder of the corporatist Estado Novo regime. Before he became a dictator, he was an economic professor at the University of Coimbra.
Guy 1:What's your favorite Portuguese politician?
Guy 2:António de Oliveira Salazar, He is based as fuck

Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.

San Antonio Breakfast Salad 

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.
Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

Bernard Antonio

When you raw dog a bitch and then eat out her pet cat.
Damn, Russell pulled a Bernard Antonio last night.
Bernard Antonio by Jakurbs January 27, 2021

Juan Antonio

It is by far the best name for any man. Juan Antonio's are loyal, honest, faithful, hard workers, dependable, great lovers, vain, proud, family oriented and selfless. He loves the idea of being in love and in a committed relationship. It takes quite a lot to anger a Juan Antonio. He hates people without initiative and people who can't make it happen on their own. He rather have some trying times happen before asking for help, as he believes he can make it on his own. Juan Antonio's are successful in everything they do in life, they don't take no for an answer and they are achievers. If you happen to be one of the lucky ones that crosses path with a Juan Antonio, consider yourself to be blessed. Not everyone is lucky enough to even know one. I know this because i have one.
In life the only way to be successful is to live by Juan Antonio's creed.
Juan Antonio by Juana1 March 14, 2011