Alphabet

Any binary gender nonconforming individual.

-Joey came out as alphabet to their family.
-I’m alphabet as they come, motherfucker.

by @thejarlequin January 1, 2020

Alphabet

You learned this when you were 3 so why did you search this up

Oh damn baby look at you... listen You May hear this a lot. But I’ reckon I can sing my abcs to you . See I’ll give you this A because you’re awesome , this B because you’re beautiful, a C because you’re confident , And I’ll give you this D because you deserve it. The letters of the alphabet

by A bucket of loneliness May 6, 2020

Alphabet

Once you get to know it, it will never leave you alone. EVER.

I regret learning the alphabet

by Bictormemes June 29, 2020

alphabettispagetti

a person who has no swag but is very intelligent and depressed

"Did you see alphabettispagetti argue with Kevin again she insists she's a man"

by alphabettispagetti July 8, 2020

Alphabet Keyboard

These shitty keyboards that if you're not careful can make your sentence just some random letters
If you're gonna make a keyboard make it a qwerty keyboard. Its simply much better to type with.

Me: Hey, why does Netflix and youtube on Xbox have a Alphabet Keyboard?
Logan: Yeah, its so dumb.

by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020

alphabet police

The FBI, CIA, DHS, ATF - any American federal agency with petty bitches trying to arrest you for no goddamn reason

Can you believe they sent the Alphabet Police to Portland?

by Urban Toby August 24, 2020

alphabet soup (>:

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now u know your ABC's next time won't you sing with me (>:

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now u know your ABC's next time won't you sing with me (>: (also alphabet soup (>:)

by doveeeeeeeeee November 5, 2020