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why is the rum always gone

A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.
*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*

Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?

*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*

Johnny: Oh, that's why.
by KnightofNerdom April 4, 2019
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alaylah

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Always

1: Statistically probable.
2: More than 50% of the time.
1: Those guys always mess up.
2: Im always tired .
3: My dad is always right.
4: She is always angry.
by BLAZE DABS June 22, 2018
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