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Parked

Parked - when something is boring.

1) a car in traffic isn’t moving it’s in park - it’s boring
1) John: it’s not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked

2) a friend asks how a movie was, john replies with “parked, not worth seeing.”
by 33clownboy33 June 26, 2024
mugGet the Parkedmug.

Parking turtle

A parking turtle is the concrete block at the end of a parking spot that prevents you from driving too far
Careful not to hit the parking turtle
by yubaruby August 9, 2021
mugGet the Parking turtlemug.

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma February 17, 2013
mugGet the telling me your limo is triple parkedmug.

parking dirty

When you refuse to pay for parking, so you park illegally.
I got caught parking dirty last week in Chicago and the fine was way too high; they need to cut it.
by Jo Mi July 2, 2019
mugGet the parking dirtymug.

West Park

A bitch filled soft town west of Cleveland.
Oh look at that bitch Ty, he must be from west park!
by jacob444444 October 6, 2021
mugGet the West Parkmug.

Park Geun-hye

The very first President of Repulic of Korea to have politiaclly divided peoples of Korea become an unified nation. (This is not a complement)
Person 1 : We are the world
Person 2: That's totally true. We Park Geun-hye that!

Random Person walking : President Trump is the U.S.'s Park Geunhye!
mugGet the Park Geun-hyemug.

Park Ridge NJ

A town full of rich white boys who talk shit and think they are hard. Park Ridge HS starts in seventh grade. Everyone starts smoking and doing illegal shit when they are younger than anyone in any other normal town.
Person 1, “Dude did you hear what happened in Park Ridge NJ?”
Person 2, “Nah man what happened,”
Person 1, “A massive group of little white kids broken into Burger King and smoked all the patties.”
Person 2, “What the fuck is wrong with Park Ridge!”
by girthchickenpotato November 17, 2021
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