The act of during sexual intercourse, at the moment of orgasm, defecating into your hand and tossing your excrement into your partner's face while hooting loudly.
"Dude, she broke up with me!"
"Shit man, she say why?"
"No, but it might've had something to do with the monkey job I gave her last night"
The act of cooking up something exotically delicious while your parents aren't home. Sometimes it involves using products like teriyaki sauce and ends with the "saucers" having crabs.
Damn! Paul gave me a sauce job, and ever since I've been scratching like a bearded (crab) fisherman.
same as a blow-job but performed by a 'Barbie's Ken'-looking individual or preferebly blond american sporty guy similar to those appearing on CK and RL posters
When a girl performs a footjob, where she rubs her feet up and down his dick until he cums all over them, however the chick has athlete's foot which can lead to an infection of the male's groin and inner thighs.
Kate last night gave me this amazing Turf Job last night, but this morning everything itches like crazy.