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Monkey job 

The act of during sexual intercourse, at the moment of orgasm, defecating into your hand and tossing your excrement into your partner's face while hooting loudly.
"Dude, she broke up with me!"
"Shit man, she say why?"
"No, but it might've had something to do with the monkey job I gave her last night"
Monkey job by Lokas Frost August 13, 2008
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thats when you have someone lick yo ass
rim job by the man December 19, 1999

sauce job 

The act of cooking up something exotically delicious while your parents aren't home. Sometimes it involves using products like teriyaki sauce and ends with the "saucers" having crabs.
Damn! Paul gave me a sauce job, and ever since I've been scratching like a bearded (crab) fisherman.
sauce job by samuri joe October 10, 2008
same as a blow-job but performed by a 'Barbie's Ken'-looking individual or preferebly blond american sporty guy similar to those appearing on CK and RL posters
that dude would be perfect for a jaw-job!!!
yeah, he's awesomly fabulous!
jaw-job by genjejawsfun June 2, 2010

Turf Job 

When a girl performs a footjob, where she rubs her feet up and down his dick until he cums all over them, however the chick has athlete's foot which can lead to an infection of the male's groin and inner thighs.
Kate last night gave me this amazing Turf Job last night, but this morning everything itches like crazy.
Turf Job by nipplejuice October 23, 2010
Giving someone a handjob with sand being used as the lubricant.
I woke up with a raw dick because michael decided to give me a sand job while i was passed out.
sand job by tornado dave May 23, 2011