boner barf

The time of when you are about to orgasm and you piss at the same time. Accidentally making a demented baby mixed with urine and cum.

So when me and your mom were making love I accidentally boner barfed inside. That's why you were born as you were son.

by Cbear1621 January 28, 2016

Boner

1: a dick move

2: blood in yo pp

I get a boner each time my homes show me their balls God they diks is huge

by WELCOMETOTHEBONERZONER March 23, 2022

boner

Basically just your penis standing up.

Guy 1: Yo, you got a boner!
Guy 2: I know. I don't know why.

by iranoutofideas724 August 2, 2023

6th dimensional boner

when she makes you so horny your boner gets sent to the 6th dimension

she was so hot she gave me a 6th dimensional boner bro like!

by heep hop skippy stop June 22, 2019

body boner

when your entire body tenses when looking at something you like

i saw Dylan O’Brien on my tv, this gave me a body boner

by Katinator January 21, 2024

bluetooth boner

when your girl says something that gets you hard from a distance without the need of any touching

her: yeah i’m not wearing panties
you: damn bitch I got a boner from that
her: that a bluetooth boner

by sankton42 April 24, 2022

Boner

When someone is acting in such a way that makes them inconvenient. Someone who stands out of place.

Bella is being annoying and weird. She's a boner.

by DJen May 5, 2023