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Pedo-boners

A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.
(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|

I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.
by ReizeiAkiyama August 6, 2022
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Care Boner

When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.
When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her
by dextromethorphan June 12, 2022
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boner

something we all get
bro that make a wish kid is kinda giving me a boner
by q.q.q.qq.q. June 13, 2022
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mana-boner

When too dudes or dudettes turn a conversation into a Magic the Gathering conversation, sometimes to the dismay of friends, it means they had a mana-boner, and could not contain their excitement about an aspect of Magic the Gathering. For context, mana is the in-game currency for Magic the Gathering.
I'll leave you two mages alone to rub your raging mana-boners together and make a mana-fire.
by xxmtg June 13, 2022
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Boner

Cool, dope, awesome, etc...
John: man, i just saw that new b-ball movie, it was so boner. Or-
Wayne: that shirt is so boner!!!
by ProfessorSoggyBottom June 19, 2022
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Lady Boner

When a girls gets turned on, or gets hard while peeing and makes it 10 times harder
Oh my God, Im peeing and I have a lady boner
by KJZCore June 19, 2022
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Chest Boners

When someone's nipples become erect.
The way you said the phrase ass to ass gave me the most epic chest boners. I almost ripped my shirt.
by nipplelinguist June 27, 2022
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