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Eat this, pretend to be a monkey with it, look funny wearing a costume, slip on it in real life, watch people slip on it in cartoons, trip up people in Mario Kart, and so much more. There are many ways you can use the godly banana.
You heard of banana? Banana controls our existence. It is an all-powerful universally strong deity. Pay respects(spam ‘f’) to this mighty object.
Banana by hissingcobra December 15, 2023

Banana smoothie is not an apple pie 

A banana is an elongated, edible fruit – botanically a berry12 – produced by several kinds of large herbaceous flowering plants in the genus Musa.3 In some countries, bananas used for cooking may be called "plantains", distinguishing them from dessert bananas. The fruit is variable in size, color, and firmness, but is usually elongated and curved, with soft flesh rich in starch covered with a rind, which may be green, yellow, red, purple, or brown when ripe. The fruits grow upward in clusters near the top of the plant. Almost all modern edible seedless (parthenocarp) bananas come from two wild species – Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana. The scientific names of most cultivated bananas are Musa acuminata, Musa balbisiana, and Musa × paradisiaca for the hybrid Musa acuminata × M. balbisiana, depending on their genomic constitution. The old scientific name for this hybrid, Musa sapientum, is no longer used.

Musa species are native to tropical Indomalaya and Australia, and are likely to have been first domesticated in New Guinea.45 They are grown in 135 countries,6 primarily for their fruit, and to a lesser extent to make fiber, banana wine, and banana beer, and are sometimes even grown as ornamental plants. The world's largest producers of bananas in 2017 were India and China, which together accounted for approximately 38% of total production.
Hey bro, did you know that Banana smoothie is not an apple pie?

Bananamaxxing

Bananamaxxing symbolizes a unique lifestyle where individuals explore unconventional paths of self-improvement. It incorporates banana elements and is often associated with strong capitalist sentiments. Bananamaxxers will engage in banana-related endeavors while in online communities, reflecting appearance enhancement through a confident "bananattitude".
"How did you turn your life around?"
"I started bananamaxxing"
Bananamaxxing by Banana Max December 20, 2023

banana bag 

A (cooler) equivalent to bum bag.
It's not a bum bag mate, it's a banana bag.
banana bag by eusouoperigo December 25, 2023

Banana Holder 

A way to indirectly represent the purpose of a human being.
You know, at the end of the day we are all just banana holders.
The complex nature of a banana holder's mind.
You are such a banana holder.
Banana Holder by Devil Dude December 25, 2023

Bananabunny

She is a dog that mees, there is only ONE Bananabunny on this earth.
She will walk around and text you, if you get a text from her saying "Can you buy me some sushi?" then you definitely need to buy her some sushi. Everyone needs to respect her at all times, all day everyday.
"Bananabunny is so cool omg"
Bananabunny by anonymous January 6, 2024