show and tell

Besides da classic "supposedly for giving schoolchildren practice/confidence in public speaking" action (but which actually scares da crap outta many kids and/or causes lower-income students to feel jealous of da more-affluent ones who have nicer/fancier possessions to proudly display), this expression also refers to either of two "displaying da merchandise" actions:
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.

One good way to get a normally-modest chick to let you see her boobs/butt is to offer to help her with her homework or some other task dat she does not possess da knowledge and/or mental/emotional capabilities to tackle on her own, but insist dat she agree to a "show and tell" contract --- i.e., a deal wherein she agrees to let you view her "goods" in exchange for your putting in da time/effort to tell her da vital bits of info dat she needs in order to complete said drudgerous task.

by QuacksO April 17, 2021

I meant to tell you

What is I meant to tell you

When I said it s my box , I meant to tell you it was mom box

by anonymous May 6, 2021

No-Fault Teleportation

The ability to teleport anywhere, safely, without danger of materializing within another solid object.

Before No-Fault Teleportation, target materialization sometimes ended in an unfortunate amalgamate of teleporter and environmental element (example: a wall).

by supermagic8ball May 18, 2021

Dialing the pink telephone

To masturbate tickle the clitoris

Dialing the Pink telephone She dialed the pink telephone last night

by anonymous July 5, 2021

Mexican Show and Tell

When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.

Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.

by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021

I'll tell thee that f'nowt

A typical Yorkshire phrase used mostly when arguing with someone.

Bob: Gi' Ore, you're bloody daft you are"
Jim: "And you're a complete wazzock, I'll tell thee that f'nowt!"

by Proper Sheffield lad October 16, 2021

abby gomez tello

Abby is the most amazing person. Although a hard exterior, her inner warmth will melt you!! She’s as great as her writing skills are, and is as sweet as sugar... when she wants to be. Don’t be fooled, abby can be the definition of a sadist at times, but she’s my sadist and that’s what I love about her :)<3

Guy: hey dude have you seen abby gomez tello?
Guy 2: yeah, who hasn’t?? she’s radiating good vibes

by kpopfanheje November 23, 2021