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Piss Pumkin

I ate that piss pumkin and it squirted juice all over me
by WILLYWYATTWONKA July 1, 2019
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guatemalan piss missle

The sexual act of your partner laying starfish on a bed, while you back up to the door, then get a running start and jump trying to land your penis into the asshole of the partner
Babe let’s try something new Susanne was telling me about how good a guatemalan piss missle feels
by Mr grippy October 17, 2025
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Pissed

For some reason, it is a cure word. It means to be angry or TRIGGERED. It also means to become extremely drunk. Like drunk to the tee.
1) Yo, dis dude is pissed. Stop wrecking his car, man.
2) How many drinks did this guy have to get so pissed?
by dead_inside_fag March 2, 2019
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Perk-Pissed

Agitated while on the percocet pill.
Jim got so perk-pissed he smashed his computer monitor with a hammer then started eating pieces of the monitor, later regretting it.
by sudo chop February 9, 2013
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turkey piss

when your pee stream goes in a direction not intended.
Dude that was a turkey piss!
by drunken_tiger May 3, 2018
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Just my cup of piss

The opposite of "Just my cup of coffee/tea".

1 .Something that is so bizarre and uninviting that it's honestly discomforting.

2. Something you're absolutely shite at.
1. "Man, why'd that ugly ass girl with the unibrow asked me out to the dance!? Just my cup of piss."
2. "Ahh, archery. Just my cup of piss."
by LazyGamer7224 December 23, 2024
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Pissing In Them Jeans

Basically asking a girl does she gotta fat ass
Typically a white girl
Boy: Stand up
Girl: Why
Boy: I need to see if you right
Girl stands up:
Boy: Yeah you pissing in them jeans
by Tip60 December 10, 2017
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