Funtime Milkshake

The word you say when you want to engage in sexual acts with your friends with benefits or a word that can replace the word "sex".

"Hey babes wanna Funtime Milkshake?"
" I heard Phil and Stacey had a Funtime Milkshake the other day"

by jesusurlocalhormonemonster March 19, 2019

Soviet Milkshake

When a male ejaculates all over his sexual partners glasses.

"Bro I roped so hard on her glasses, she couldn't even see, it was a Soviet Milkshake"

by Bigbewwie69 December 28, 2020

Artificial chocolate milking

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.

Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.

by Coco Sean August 10, 2016

Milkfest

A Milkfest is the term given to an event in which large amounts of milk are consumed in a matter of minutes. The term 'Milkfest' was coined in 2010 by three adventurous teenagers (Alex Scott, Ejaz Majoka and Ben Allinson) who took advantage of this profound, accidental discovery, and made it as their most crucial necessity. From that day forward these courageous teenagers have been guzzling down large amounts of milk (such as 8 pints) daily. The expert scientists at the University of Cambridge have been performing tests on these brave adolescents, and they have found that their calcium levels, Vitamin A and other chemicals are constantly 30% higher than average which means that they are at a much lower risk (74%) of developing cancer and other malfunctions to the brain and the body.

Ben: I'm thirsty.
Ejaz: Shall we have drink?
Alex: Lets have a milkfest?
Zach (Newcomer): YEAH!!!!!

by Friendly Neighborhood Spidrman June 6, 2011

Devil's Milkshake

When a politician ingests something poisonous to inspire consumer confidence or silence political controversies associated with tainted food, drinking water, etc..

Ex1:

"Did you see Obama drink that devil's milkshake when he flew into Michigan, earlier?"

"I did! I guess there's nothing wrong with all those children drinking Flint tapwater after all."

by PeggyDwyer November 16, 2020

milking studs

A male strip club located in Austin, Texas.

I dance nightly at the male male strip club called Milking Studs, and I swear you bought a dance from me.

by definition guy2610 March 11, 2017

milking a dead rat

to be involved in an extremely frustrating and tedious activity with unclear or disappointing results. (origin of the phrase is attributed to an archaic Russian jargon).

1) - Why did John drop out of the grad school after 8 years?
- His advisor was nuts. John was milking a dead rat all this time.

2) Dude, trying to sleep with her before marriage is like milking a dead rat.

by buches October 9, 2012