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Debra left me and took the kids, she also left me for a guy named Charles who wears the same boxers everyday.
She also gave me gonorrhea.
Phil: Did she leave again?
Callum: Yep with the kids.
mean while Debra is giving blowies to Charles in the distance

Funtime Milkshake 

The word you say when you want to engage in sexual acts with your friends with benefits or a word that can replace the word "sex".
"Hey babes wanna Funtime Milkshake?"
" I heard Phil and Stacey had a Funtime Milkshake the other day"