milking the missile

Jacking off

My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Filtered Milk

Cum It’s Just Cum. Only Drink it if you’re a female during sex!

Stacy loves drinking filtered milk when she’s doing the dirty.

by Sexyman69sex November 6, 2020

yellow milk

A asians guy sperm

Damn, he shotgunned all that yellow milk in on go!

by A asians guy May 9, 2018

Milk

Something ur dad went and got

“Hey mom where’s dad?” “ Went to get the milk“

by Hi123321hi September 7, 2020

locally sourced milk

Milk from a girls tits.

“Yooo!! I found a milf who’s going to give me locally sourced milk!”

by nesol June 22, 2022

Milk

Milk is a non existent thing that is only in the imagination of dads. When a dad "goes to get it" you will never see him again.

"I am going to get milk" -dad
"I will get the funeral ready" -mom

by TheGoldenSandslash May 3, 2022

does the chocolate milk jiggle

When you have a fat double chin and you shake it

“Hey, does the chocolate milk jiggle?”
“Yes” *Starts to grab double chin and proceeds to wiggle it*
“Oh!”

by LynLikesToJiggle February 22, 2024