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Wife Beater

1. A man/woman (whatever you're into) who beats their wife.
2. A kind of shirt worn by above said people.
1. Jorge: Hey, Bill! How was your wife last night?

Bill: Yeah, she didn't want my big, hard cock last night. So I became a wife beater.

2. Can I borrow your wife beater, bro?

Nah, sorry, it's my life blood man. I gotta wear it for a certain occasion tonight.
Wife Beater by BillyFriedCakes November 18, 2018
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Howard Bakery 

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.
I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!
Howard Bakery by QuacksO December 3, 2018

Ashley Baker 

Probably a teacher if so needs to get fired
Student 1: what period is next
Student 2: 4th
Student 1: Isn't that Ashley Baker

Student 2:Ya
Student 1:She sucks
Ashley Baker by Ür múm December 11, 2018

cave baker 

A massagonist man who speaks like a cave man and spends most of his time getting high. He tries to meet women on Hinge but his dialect ( mostly Dutch) prevents him from getting his point across
That rude guy that kept texting me is such a cave baker.
cave baker by Zillah1014 January 15, 2019

Weaver Beaver diva 

Someone that is gullible and believes everything they are told.
I told my friend I have two left feet his such a Weaver Beaver Diva.
Weaver Beaver diva by Benergy January 25, 2019

Billy Baker

The sexiest man alive. Gets all the bitches and he is a jawn. He will beat Mike z up any day of the week.
Woahh. Billy Baker just walked in. He’s so cute.
Billy Baker by Jdjdjfjjd January 29, 2019

trojan beaver 

Using the art of deception, a la the Trojan horse, in pursuit of debauchery often but not limited to pussy.
He didn’t have a profile picture but he used the ole Trojan beaver to lure Amanda under the bridge for a blowie.