fun sucker 

Someone who can find a way to suck the fun out of ANY situation. The said person usually starts off by complaining and/or nagging...before you know it s/he has gone into full suction mode ruining the day.

Your such a fun sucker, fuck off!

fun sucker by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006

fart sucker 

one who sucks farts out of another persons asspipe

Saddam is a fucking fart sucker.

fart sucker by Alicia December 31, 2004

sucks to your assmar 

goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase

Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit

Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems

sucks to your assmar by juliuserving July 7, 2011

Soul Sucking

When the head is so good that when you climax you swear she/he sucked your soul right out of you

Jenna gave me some soul sucking head last night.

Soul Sucking by Red Dexx January 30, 2018

Sucking Hind Tit 

The unfortunate bastard that is in last place.

Getting the worst of what's left because you're weak and/or slow.

The tit closest to the pigs smelly asshole left for the runt.

Most undesirable and least most nourishing tit.

WOW!, he is really sucking hind tit in Fantasy Football this year - he hasn't won a game!

Sucking Hind Tit by Exodusarchangel September 25, 2018

suckah 

fool.

also, someone who sucks

Ah'm gonna getchu, Suckah!
or
Keep suckin', suckah

suckah by Anonymous November 8, 2002

Soul-sucking whore

making someone fall deeply in love with you but still Trying to remain friends, by talking to the person in love, this causes them great distress.

calling someone a Soul-sucking whore because they "ripped your heart out".

Soul-sucking whore by Chelsea M April 12, 2007