National eat someone out day

National eat someone out day is on May 18th is when you eat someone's pussy or ass at least once.

"Yo it's national eat someone out day you know what that means."

by Not_agoodusername May 19, 2024

eat a turtle

literally just eating a turtle because you're not a vegan or vegetarian, or not normal.

We should eat a turtle tonight.

by danielbuddlikestoyeehaw September 27, 2018

eat die

If someone says something hurtful, say 'eat die', it is the same as saying 'I hate you fuck off.'

Person 1: Ur mum gae
Person 2: No, eat die

by The Urban Cow July 29, 2021

jean eating vagina

A vagina that eats the jeans of the pants

Damn Daniel got a Jean eating vagina

Ohoh ohoh nooooo

by Ur667 May 01, 2016

toads eat choads

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.

Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!

by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019

eat-panda

eating anywhere

the eat-panda drop habit of student

by 0244201915 November 05, 2020

eat my tunic (emt)

What you say to elf hero spammers when their ego reaches the sky in order to bring them back down without fuss.

Dude with ego "Noob, I am so awesome and that makes you noob, you noob."
Me: "Eat my tunic (emt)."

by [Tar]Shadow December 02, 2017