calm your tits

Someone has become so angry that it's becoming out of control, they're impossible to calm down. So, one says they should "calm their tits".

Tammy: You know what I really think of you?

Jon: What?

Tammy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY, ATROCIOUS, ROTTEN, DECOMPOSING, NASTY, MENSTRUAL RAG!! YOU SUCK BITCH!!! YOU SUCK!!!! GO TO HELL AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOY!!! GO GET MUTILATED AND EATEN ALIVE AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING BUM!!! YOU FUCKING SLUMLORD!!! EAT MY SHIT AND SUFFOCATE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!!

Jon: Calm your tits already, Jesus!

by Overstored Milk October 20, 2014

tiny tim tits

tits very similar to gina's and have hair all around the outer edge of the nipple, also known as ape tits

Your tits are tiny tim tits, look at that hair!

by Paul Foley December 05, 2006

Smurf Her Tits

When one sucks a girls tits so hard, the nipples turn blue with satisfaction.

Bill:What's smurf her tits?

Jim:Ask your mom.

by smurftit August 18, 2008

shit my tits

a phrase expressing a number of emotions, depending on the tone: indifference, surprise, acceptance, and so forth.

"dude i just ran into your car"
"well shit my tits"

by mcjew November 18, 2007

Tit caught in the ringer

When you are screwed beyond all fixability.

Caught between Mr. T & Chuck Norris, then your tit caught in the ringer.

by xXHxCXx April 30, 2006

double decker tits

Woman (or man) who has breasts, but also has a ring of fat over the top of the pants, giving the illusion that they have two rows of breasts.

Check that out, she's got double decker tits! So big that they had to make her a double decker.

by bpt January 18, 2009

Bobby Bitch Tits

A man with abnormally saggy breast. Other characteristics may include a hog-like face, illegal hands, and playing shitty solos.

Look at that Bobby Bitch Tits, he sure has some droopy nipples.

by death's head November 27, 2009