Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.

Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.

by MrParkerLovesLearning September 8, 2023

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Piss

To get an ok sleep

Girlfriend: "how'd you sleep tonight?"
Me: "piss"
Girlfriend: "what the fuck"

by WINGNUT4444 August 29, 2021

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panther piss

A term for a drink that is especially high in caffeine (E.g. Red Bull, Mountain Dew)

I may drink lots of soda, but the one thing I can't stand is panther piss.

by GallopingSausage June 12, 2018

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A nickname for a guy that has 2 brain cells. He thinks he’s a fucking genius when he’s far from it. Idk if I’ve ever met someone as stupid as fucking piss nozzle. You prolly got the shitty nickname for a reason. He acts irrationally, does a lot of drugs, and pisses his pants every night after the bar. He can be seen flirting with a dirty 4 at any party or function and his wife will probably leave him because everytime she comes home he’s got the liquor bottle in one hand and an 8ball he spent his whole paycheck on in the other hand.

“Hey have you met the guy over there flirting with that hideous girl?”

“Yea he introduced himself as PISS NOZZLE and then 30 seconds after we met asked me if I wanted to bump a line in the stall”

by DOUCHEFLUTE_USER May 2, 2022

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