buss a nut

To bust a nut on a bus, or other method of public transportation.

"Be careful not to buss a nut when you're tired. You might just end up in down town!"

by moodapiller June 10, 2018

Turd Nut

Someone who is completely outside of their damn minds and yet also full of crap.

Could also be a very hard solid and almost walnut shaped piece of poop, the kind that hurts when it comes out and causes the wet cheeks affect (when toilet water and/or piss splashes onto your rear from the impact of the solid fecies)

"That turd nut over there just told me that she saw a special on c-span about Canada, USA, and Mexico becoming one country."

"I am having the worst night possible! I was on a date, hadn't had my benafiber and I passed a huge turd nut at the restaurant and when I went to wipe my wet ass there was no toilet paper so I had this huge yellow ring on the seat of my white skirt the rest of the night"

by AMDAK1718 December 15, 2009

bust a nut

you bust a nut when you cum a big ball and fire it from your penis.

cum penis
have you ever bust a nut?

by assnipple June 13, 2016

rubber nut

When you hit your nut off of someone's head while they're sleeping.

Friend1: Did you see last night when i gave jim a rubber nut?
Friend2: Yeah!

by xFreedomx May 28, 2008

Nut Belly

A pregnant woman.

That chick is smokin, I wish I was the 1 that gave her the nut belly.

by Dat1Dude November 5, 2008

deep nuts

Deep nuts is the amazing guy who has a big penis + big dildo and fucks girls so hard there pussys look like the Grand Canyon.The most amazing guy in bed and smokes a lot of weed.Deep nuts also known as a dildo company- also known as ryan

I need deep nuts and buttsex

by DEEP NUTZ LOVER August 6, 2016

guff nut

gobbet of faecal matter, usually attached to hair close to the anus.

the prospect of 69 heaven evaporated as a guff nut hove into view.

by chumpflower December 16, 2003