penis earlobe

When you are bored on Urban Dictionary and you type random shit

"Wow im going to be a dumbass and type in something that doesnt exist. Hmm what should that be! Oh Penis Earlobe!"

Said by probably you.

by Bruuuuuu😭 October 2, 2022

penis jelly

(Noun) A mix of sperm and lube that occurs after you F$#k the shit out of someone.

Dude my dick was covered in penis jelly last night.

by Drunkwonderbread August 6, 2014

saggy penis

wanking too hard that your penis wont go up

last night i had a saggy penis

by big boy ross May 22, 2019

Being a Penis

When a girl is being a total pussy

"Gosh, Becky is Being a Penis"

by beingapenis May 21, 2018

shooting penis

A term describing online gaming frustration.

'Man I feel like I'm shooting penises, gah!'

by masterodeat November 6, 2018

Scaly Penis

Rub Tanning Oil, Shampoo, and Conditioner into the penis then let it sit in direct sunlight for 5+ hours. The penis will now be red, cracked and may have cancer.

Tim: Yesterday I tried to get a scaly penis and now its in extreme pain and is constantly bleeding.

by LilBloodStainUnderTheCouch October 20, 2021

pussy penis

When your clit is so big it looks like a dick

girl1: damn girl ur pussy penis big af lemme suck on it
girl2: AYeeeee im finna give my bf dis shit his name is Nathan Paul Porter

by ljhwfeaburghfbubvsdr March 15, 2017