Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.

Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.

by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023

Surfin Bird

A-well-a everybody′s heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird′s the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird′s the word
A-well-a don′t you know, about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird

John: Don’t you know about the bird
Sam: no which one
Emily: The surfin bird
Sam: What about the bird
John: Well everybody knows that the bird is the word
John: A-well-a bird, bird b-bird’s the word

by tanzanitegem November 2, 2025

Bird

the word

A: Have you heard about the bird?
B: What bird?
A: BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD

by BirdIsTheWord2763 December 30, 2023

This bird has flown

The first song by the ghost club( domenic dunegan) with a length time of 4:16

STREAM THIS BIRD HAS FLOWN BY THE GHOST CLUB

by ghost._.b0i May 22, 2019

Dirty bird

Male equivalent of a cameltoe or “frontal wedgie.”

“His shorts were so tight, he was rocking a hardcore dirty bird.”

by ciscokid18 October 5, 2025

Flappy Bird

A highly addictive arcade style game which requires minimal effort to get really fucking frustrated with, also a phrase used to describe a female who is extensively experienced in the art of shagging e.g. A prostitute, or a banging slag

'Dude did you try out flappy bird last night?'

'Yea man I went for the £100 session, lucky I haven't contacted HIV yet LUL'

'Meant the game mate'

'Awks...'

by Messed up meanings September 8, 2014

hope the birds come

a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.

b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.

A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."

B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."

by supereboy February 4, 2021