Hot Fransisco

Defecting in public-usually on a busy sidewalk.

Yo Nick I ate Taco Bell last night and I have explosive diarrhea, there’s no bathrooms around so it’s time for a Hot Fransisco.

by Trooperholman October 22, 2020

Hot shells

1. Bullets

2. Hard shell tacos

1. Ex. "Mf, get ready to catch these hot shells"
2. Ex. "The only hot shells im looking for is these tacos"

by DOFHarambe October 30, 2020

Spatula Hot

When the temperature is so hot that a male would require a spatula to separate his testicles from the inside of his leg.

"Damn, man! Weather forecast indicates that its going to be spatula hot today.

by GordonHearsAWho October 15, 2012

Microwave hot

Hot, but not that hot. (hot = attractive)

One step below Oven hot, which is really fuckin' hot.

"You think that girl over there is hot?"

"Ehh, Microwave hot I guess."

by BlaBlaBlaBlaBla September 5, 2012

Situational hotness

When there is an insufficient amount of social encounters/interactions a person experiences day to day and said person starts to find otherwise undesirable people attractive, they have experienced situational hotness for someone.

Most likely to apply to people at college or work.

"Dude, that girl working on front counter is starting to look pretty hot."
"Bro, you need to get out more if she has acquired situational hotness."

by Sir Mixuhlittle August 26, 2013

Hot Horrible

This is when a man or woman visually is so damn HOT...you have to remind yourself to breath, but they are so HORRIBLE at everything else.....socializing, kissing, walking, touching, breathing, working, talking, chewing, engaging, and you know you thought it....that too.

You should have met this guy I went out with last night...he was so Hot Horrible, I will never understand how such beauty has gone to waste.

by TheGucciGirl June 22, 2012

That shit was hot!

Referring to an event considered a close call.

"I nearly hit another car as I was changing lanes on the highway. THAT SHIT WAS HOT!"

by DCman July 23, 2012