Lafayette College

Lafayette College is where you go when you want to go to Lehigh University, but you are retarded and their diversity quota is full. You do not want to make much money and prefer a modest lifestyle, with less defined calves because your campus is flatter than the girls who go there. Lafayette consistently ranks below Lehigh University in every aspect, especially intelligence and value. Lafayette believes their occasional victory over Lehigh's football team makes up for its numerous shortcomings. However, it only proves that their students are a bunch of monkeys, more worried about throwing an egg shaped ball around than providing value to society with a quality Lehigh education.

Lehigh Student: "Hey there! How are you doing?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"

by Defective Tiger November 28, 2023

crookhorn college

A horrendously shit school located in the south of england. with chavs everywhere that think they own the place. and the only thing they’re good at is playing football.

Person 1: ew look how chavvy she is!

Person 2: it’s definitely because she goes to crookhorn college

by A student at crookhorn college December 1, 2023

Grennan college

A dumb ass school in ireland that's full of fake ass bitches and people who think vaping is a personality trait. and a vice principal who scares me

"Aw man i have to grennan college tommorow, can't wait to see all those fake ass bitches."

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible December 1, 2023

bug collector

an intimate term. sentenced the same way as lover, it's used to describe someone who loves another for everything they are. derived and inspired by haley heynderickx "the bug collector", the song talks about "trying to help someone you love with their problems or history and realizing you can't". it may as well describe the burning feeling of wanting to love yet not being able to do so.

"let me be your bug collector" (let me love and care for you).

"i am just their bug collector" (i am just their admirer)

by her pudding February 11, 2024

gilson college

a really boring school who hires stupid indians who dont know anythung and has the worst education like how do i pay7k for trash schooling wth i can get better from rats

umm i go to gilson college
wtf ur poor ash ps (i HATE HATE HATE HATE miss pavaday, apopie, dr hudson, ackland, dat ngyuen, rayelene whale devlin, stupid indian year 12 and just SCREW GILSON WHY DO I SPEND SO UCH MONEY AND CANT HAVE DEB OR FORMAL OR EVEN YEAR BOOK QUOTES AM I LIKE WITH THE TALIBAN I HATE THIS SCHOOL SO MUCH

by i hate maureen pavaday February 14, 2024

gilson college

the WORST PRIVATE SCHOOL IN AUSTRALIA LIKE HOW AM I PAYING SO MUCH BUT SO BROKE BECAUSE OF THE STUPID INDIAN TEACHERS THIS SCHOOL IS SO BAD

what school do you go to
gilson college
yikes bruh

by i hate maureen pavaday February 15, 2024

come collect

Gathering yourself and remembering who your talking if your getting smart (collecting yourself)

“come collect while talking to me…”

by anonymous February 23, 2024