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National suck a dick day

On October 7 every girl has to suck their boyfriends or best friends dick
Guy: you know what day it is
Girl: October 7
Guy: it’s national suck a dick day
by anonymous October 6, 2021
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suck on a sock

A phrase to tell someone to shut up; when someone is annoying and u have to censore your language.
1: *chatter chatter chatter*
2: SUCK ON A SOCK AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

1: *silence*
2: thx
by Volt. 15 September 20, 2018
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suck a flower

when someone needs to take a chill pill and smell the roses. when someone will not let one thing go. "lighten the fuck up" but in nicer words.
Breh 1: Man you really getting on my nerves breh!

Breh 2: You telling me what breh?
Breh 1: Suck a flower breh!!!
Breh 2: You syced it!
by jpHuDi July 27, 2015
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National Suck a Dick Day

let her suck your dick, it’s national suck a dick day!
by eugoslavia June 24, 2021
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Sucks To Be You

Something you sure don't want to happened to you.
Mary: I fell, tripped and broke my head, now I can't remember how I hurt myself

Rose: Sucks to be you!!
by Believe in Me June 13, 2004
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Tuck and Suck

She turned me around, and gave me a tuck and suck!
by GroovySpank February 16, 2021
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Sucked

An accidental autocorrect for the 2016 word “Zucked”.

When getting” zucked” autocorrects to getting “sucked”, your text message conversation takes a wild hairpin turn straight down to Not-safe-for-work-ville.

Anyone catching a quick glance at your phone, while your friend is discussing how they got “sucked so hard last week” is going to have a lot of follow up questions. And no one got time for follow up questions.
| Charlotte had to create a finatagram because her real instagram was sucked.
| Sucked
| Damnit, ZUCKED
| we can all agree “charlotte_Got_Sucked” is a much different instagram handle
by WanderingGinger September 7, 2022
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