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Player like regular poker except that several women play with the men and the women bet different sex acts. Each sex act is agreed to be equal to a certion amount of money. The men are the ones that bet money and the women can bet sex acts.
A man and woman are playing sex poker Where each sex act is agreed to be equal to ten dollors.
Woman: I see you a fucking and raise you a blowjob.
Man: I will see your ten and raise you another ten.
Woman: I have two pairs.
Man: I have a royal flush. Okay pay up.
sex poker by Deep blue 2012 September 21, 2009
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Sex sauce 

Something that is beyond awesome, it is the most epic thing that has ever existed.
Jim: Man you're the sex sauce!
Tim: Well thanks, it means so much!
Sex sauce by BAMFK January 20, 2011

sex story 

it was a cold winter evening, my friend’s car broke down so i picked him up. man i was so horny that day i couldn’t resist. i was driving to pick him up. i always wondered if my friend gary liked me in a way. but anyway once i picked him up my dick got rock solid, gary saw how big it got once he got in the car. he started massaging my rock solid dick and i couldn’t resist moaning. i put down the seats and leaned close to him we were french kissing for a solid minute. slowly i striped of his clothes and so did he. he tied me to the seat with his belt and we started fucking hard we were doing cowgirl position, man was he shaking that car. he flipped me on my stomach and put his fingers in my butthole. slowly he started stretching it and inserted his rock solid gigantic 10 inch dick in my butthole. once he was done he put his tounge in my butthole and started licking it. now it was my turn, i sat on his face and he gave me a blowjob i started cumming in his mouth and he started violently shaking. i heard the car door open, i forgot to lock the car. it was the ranger he saw us in our exact position and told us we had to leave after that he gave us a ticket. me and gary went to my house and we continued on the living room floor.

this is gay btw also i’m not gay
sex story by ilovebigbootys May 11, 2022

sex by proxy

This occurs when someone with whom you have recently had sex also recently had sex previously with a "third party". You are then said to have had sex with third party by proxy.
Jim: Hey, Ted, you know that Julie chick you were bangin' last night? Ted: "Yeah"
Jim: Man, she has been doing that nasty dred locked gansta, Willie, for a month.
Ted: So?
Jim: Ah Man, you had sex by proxy with the dred man.

sex joke 

A joke about sex. ( Ever watch Family Guy? )
Heard of that guy named Dick who lives in Virginia?
( get it? Virginia? Virgina? Dick in Virgina? ) Sex joke.
sex joke by ilikefuturama August 4, 2007

Sex Camel 

A mythical being that can go extended periods without sexual activity. The legend states this being is the offspring of a virgin human and a camel giving it its sexless superpowers. There have been several documented sightings of the mythical creature. Most of them originating out of Welland, Ontario.
"I wonder if that guy Isaac will ever get laied? man hes such a sex camel"

"Isaac will never get laied!, hey you guys don't think he is the mythical sex camel"
Sex Camel by MC lo standadz March 4, 2009