Ur Dad went to get milk

What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.

OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back

Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol

Ur dad- leaves

by WeAreNotTheFBI January 1, 2024

Milk

= Bad

Milk

by Teavayne February 17, 2022

Milk

something ur dad didn´t bring home

¨bye kids, im off to buy some milk!!!!¨

by iHateMyDad69 January 15, 2025

Milk

Sum ur dad went and got

“Mom where’s dad?” “Went to get the MILK”

by Hi123321hi September 7, 2020

Excited Milk

Another word for semen or cum. Used in a joking manner

Person 1: Dude I swear, her face was just covered in Excited Milk
Person 2: Nice, good thing no one used that term as their username or something
Person 1: lol ikr

by DoomGuy21 August 27, 2021

Sock milk

Man juices

Tom picked up the wrong sock and sock milk leaked out

by AOletsgo October 8, 2020

Vampire Milk

Milk that has been mixed in with a woman’s blood clot from her period cycle. Preferably made with milk from the same source the clot came from.

“Mollie, that clot you have going on is HUGE. you should make vampire milk with it.”

by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020