by poopy ;) October 13, 2020

Wife: Did you fart?
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.
by ramdom shit you should stop se January 20, 2019

A fart is capable to cross all types of roads and barricades to eventually reach its ultimate goal...makes you barf and cry.
That was such a truck fart, man! Even at the other side of the conference room, I saw Grace and Inge heading the WC holding their barf in their mouths.
by Pakiko January 27, 2010

When your jerking off and air gets ttapped under your foreskin so every time you go up or down it makes a fart sound.
by Canabalistic Worm July 6, 2018

by Pencil fart April 16, 2018

when you record a fart with your cell phone and send it via messaging app ie: Facebook messenger, imessage etc
by dan5000 May 20, 2015

A fart name is an old person name, usually that some kid gets stuck with.
Judith Millie and Dolores Ann are fart names.
Judith Millie and Dolores Ann are fart names.
Kid: What's your name???
Judith Millie: Judith Millie.
Kid: Judith Millie?!?!?!!!!!! That is such a Fart Name, you sound like you're, idk, 998 years old!!!!!!
Judith Millie: Judith Millie.
Kid: Judith Millie?!?!?!!!!!! That is such a Fart Name, you sound like you're, idk, 998 years old!!!!!!
by jmplops October 5, 2010
