old balls

A man who is dating, married to, or seeing a woman who is younger than him is called old balls becuase his balls are older then her.

Jenny's boyfiend is old balls, he is five years older than her.

by Gizzy_Champy January 12, 2010

pawnbroker's balls

The upper limit of extreme, uncomfortable cold, not measurable with a thermometer.

Man, it's colder than a pawnbroker's balls. All three of 'em.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

Bieber my balls

To make someones testicles small like justin biebers. So small that their voice sounds like something from the chipmunks.

O Bieber My Balls

by Ellis3332342412 April 24, 2011

gnar balls

When something is soooooo gnarly it has balls. You know ones that are round. It means super gnarly.

When you thrashed the lip of the pool it was gnar balls!

by sctso May 8, 2003

You Gotta Be Suckin My Balls

When you are surprised over something

Jarrod: I just had intercourse with your mother for the fifth time this week.

Burt: You gotta be suckin my balls!!!

by Burt_308 July 16, 2008

gummy balls

when a girl with false teeth takes them out and sucks your balls

Brett's mom just gave me gummy balls

by el-flavor September 3, 2005

Old Balls

A person who goes to bed early, has an old man back, horrible hunch-backed posture, and no will for life.

James is old balls.

by KelleyPaige April 3, 2009